afklancelot:

donnerpartyofone:

weirdlandtv:

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I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

flouryhedgehog:

headspace-hotel:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Toddler accidentally cursed himself into an identity crisis today.

He’s been crossing stuff out with chalk. He asked me to write his name for him, crossed it out, and had a panicked meltdown because he thought it meant he didn’t exist any more.

Every hour or so he asks me “am I [his name?]” and wants reassuring hugs.

I’m enjoying the implication that he was perfectly delighted with arbitrarily erasing things from existence until it affected him personally

That’s just how toddlers are.

lipstickluchador:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

bloggerihardlyknower:

memewhore:

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This might be the worst offer I’ve ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

NFT sales plummet 92% as market ‘collapses’

lesbian-toddhoward:

probablyasocialecologist:

Sales of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) have fallen 92 per cent since September, according to new data.

Analysis by the website NonFungible, first cited by the Wall Street Journal, found that NFT sales fell to a daily average of 19,000 this week, compared to 225,000 seven months ago.

Active wallets, which are used to store NFTs, also dropped by 88 per cent. The article concluded: “The NFT market is collapsing.”

Data from Google Trends also shows that online search interest in the technology – which allows assets like digital artwork to be traded and stored through online ledgers – has plummeted by 89 per cent since peaking in January 2022.

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mtndewbajablast:

yasirumora:

hiveswap:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

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shrex

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

like hell you will

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whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

ms paint drawing of a stick figure clutching a caramel frappe. the grip is causing blood to drip from the places where the fingers meet the cup and blood is dripping from the eyes instead of tears. the look on the face is of anguish.
#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

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Saturn Devouring His Caramel Frappe

oh i love this

usingtimewisely:

zombiesahoy:

satanblessitt:

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person